钱能做什么?

钱

It can buy a House
可以买到房子
But not a Home
但是不能买一个家

It can buy a Bed
可以买到床
But not Sleep
但是不能买到睡眠

It can buy a Clock
可以买到时钟
But not Time
但是不能买到时间

It can buy you a Book
可以买到书籍
But not Knowledge
但是不能买到知识

It can buy you a Position
可以买到职位
But not Respect
但是不能买到尊敬

It can buy you Medicine
可以用来买药
But not Health
但是不能买到健康

It can buy you Blood
可以用来买血
But not Life
但是不能买回生命

It can buy you Sex
可以买到性行为
But not Love
但是不能买到真爱

So you see money isn't everything.
所以金钱不是万能的

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
我之所以告诉你这些道理，是因为我是你真正的朋友

and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
而身为你的朋友，我想要消除你的痛苦，免除你所受的折磨

so send me all your money and I will suffer for you
所以把你的钱都寄來吧!
我决定替你承受這一切痛苦．．．．．．

A truer Friend than me you will never find.
你再也不会找到任何一个比我更真心的朋友了

CASH ONLY PLEASE
我只收现金，谢谢!